Author: Kay

It’s fun to go to an event where people like to dress up. People in Port Townsend like to dress for an occasion and they do it with style. The 37th Annual Port Townsend Kinetic Skulpture Race was such an event.

You can’t fully see it in this shot but this woman is wearing a crown made of welded table cutlery. I didn’t catch the lineage but she’s royalty of some sort.

If you’re going to march in a parade don’t forget to bring your dragon along. And a chicken. Bring a chicken. Fashion note: Colored duct tape can double as jewelry.

Here is a small school of jellyfish getting ready for the parade. They were chanting something like “We are jellyfish, squish, squish, squish.”

There’s a bumper sticker that you can find on cars locally. “Port Townsend: We’re here because we’re not all there.” What fun is life if you can’t laugh at yourself?

After the parade of Kinetic Skulptures at the Kinetic Skulpture Race last Saturday in Port Townsend along came the “Art Parade.” It included the float, above, and a few other art pieces along with an assortment of costumed participants.

The Unexpected Brass Band provided live music.

Compass Rose sported a dress made from paper navigational maps.

Some of the costumes were pretty amazing.

Some costumes and people, like Bad Crab, were just fun.

Here is a unique entrant in last Saturday’s 37th Annual Port Townsend Kinetic Skulpture Race, Lobsert Pot Family Man. You’ll see his progress throughout this post. But first, here he is completing his vanity drive at the parade.

After the parade, all of the entrants had to pass a brake test, one by one driving down a Port Townsend hill and pulling to a stop at the signal of the man in the middle of this shot.

Next comes a launch into Port Townsend Bay. Here you see Lobster Pot taking the plunge. Entrants were required to carry on their unit everything they would need for each part of the competition. Some made adjustments such as shifting around floatation.

Lobster Pot surprised many of us. He landed in the water and quickly seemed to capsize onto his side.

But he pulled out a paddle and launched his improvised vessel. The inflated lobster that had topped his unit became part of the flotation, as did foam blocks. He looks like a proud mariner here, doesn’t he?

Lobster Pot completed the water course and returned to the launching ramp, facing the return up an incline of 5-6 degrees, the surface coated with a typical combination of sand and seaweed. But first he had to regain land worthy apparatus.

Lobster Pot’s tray table is locked back in the upright position. The wheels at the back were returned to ground, its rider climbed back in and managed to drive the Pot back out of the water onto dry land.

The challenges of the Kinetic Skulpture Race are issued in a spirit of fun. Spelling is phonetic, rules reflect irreverence. The Kinetic Kops, crowd monitors and assistants, have a Kode of Conduct, including “Kinetic Kops tell no lies, but we don’t have to tell the truth” and “Bribes may be taken to overlook infractions.” The top “prize” is the Mediocrity Award for the entrant that finished dead middle in the races. Lobster Pot, incidentally, won the Mediocrity award for 2019.

Fun event? Heck yes! A perfect antidote for the rest of life’s craziness these days. I’ll be showing you other photos of the event

Last weekend was the 37th Annual Great Port Townsend Bay Kinetic Skulpture Race, a great opportunity to have the kind of goofy fun that seems suited to a community that’s home to a good many artists, builders, creatives, and tinkerers. The Skulpture Race draws on many of these talents. Say hello to Barnacle Babes, above.

This is a fun, anti-competitive, and completely whimsical series of events that celebrate the creation of unique, uhm, vehicles that are designed to conquer a series of obstacles which no sane single unit should be expected to endure. Here you see Precarious Aquarius.

But first, as with any self-respecting event, there’s a parade. The competing teams drove along Port Townsend’s Water Street to cheering crowds, showing off their creations. Above is the Naval Oranges team.

Take a look at Screws Loose, above. The white rectangles at the back of the vehicle are for flotation. The orange panels on the wheels? Paddles. There are four people in this unit, all of whom have pedals that they are using for propulsion. Have a look at the other teams I’ve shown you here. You will likely see various forms of flotation and propulsion.

The Skulpture Race is a series of challenges designed to test out the homegrown engineering of these inventions. After parading through the street, their brakes are tested on a nearby hill. Next they plunge into the waters of Port Townsend Bay where, all hope, they move across the water to a nearby pier, return, and then propel themselves back out of the water using only their vehicle’s propulsion mechanisms.

Those are the events we witnessed on Saturday. On Sunday the teams took on further challenges, racing to a course through sand and then traveling to and through a mud course. We only took in Saturday’s events. Tomorrow I’ll show you some of what we saw.